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Muchato wacho

* Muchato wacho unenge wenzara nzara. * Iye angachate atove nenhumbu? * Murume wacho anenge mudhara uyu. * Akambobvisa nhumbu yaPastor iyeyu. * Murume wacho anenge ari kurwara uyu * Kufira mugota zviri...

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Nyoni unomuziva here??

During work, John and William were chatting:   John: William, I've been taking night courses for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.   William: oh! John: For example, do you know who is Graham...

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How to properly place new employees

Put 400 bricks in a closed room. Put your new employees in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. Then analyze the situation: If they are counting the bricks, put...

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Letters to Auntie Rhoda

The following are actual letters that Auntie Rhoda (well-known psychiatrist withParade Magazine in Zimbabwe ) herself admitted she was at a loss to answer:...

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Nyaya dzemumakombi!!

I-ii, mukwasha pamangokwira chete ndabva ndatadza kufema. Iwe conductor, kana yamira ndiise zvako kumberi, kumashure ndingafe zvangu. Ndiisei zvenyu pakati vakuwasha Yamudhara haimire pese-pese,...

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Mapurisa ekuZimbabwe (ZRP)

Pakange pachiitwa competition yekuona kuti ndeapi mapurisa anogona kuferefeta nyaya saka pakatorwa C.I.A ; F.B.I ne C.I.O. zvakanzi paizoiswa tsuro musango mapurisa anenge agona kuronda tsuro iyoyo...

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What A Coincidence!

What A Coincidence! A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne... The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne,...

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What a single letter omission (E) can do on an SMS...

What a single letter omission (E) can do on an SMS...  Husband went to Cape Town.  And sent sms to wife: "Having a wonderful time, wish you were HER" 

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When a man steals your wife

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Lee Majors  After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still...

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21st Century.... We are becoming lesser by the day

 21st Century.... We are becoming lesser by the day Our communication - Wireless  Our dress - Topless  Our telephone - Cordless  Our cooking - Fireless  Our youth - Jobless  Our food - Fatless  Our...

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Marital Problems

   

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Saint Theresa's Prayer

In case you are not aware, Saint Theresa is known as the Saint of the Little Ways, meaning she believed in doing the little things in life well and with great love.  Saint Theresa's Prayer May today...

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Financial Planning?

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SOULFUL RELATIONSHIP

SOULFUL RELATIONSHIP   If you're not married yet, share this with a friend. If you are married, share it with your spouse or other married couples and reflect on it. An African proverb states, 'Before...

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Life lessons

  1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.   2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.   3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.   4. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick....

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Jesu Uyu Anoshamisa Mhani!!!

  Chimwe chaungade chiiko?   KuMinistry of Defence, ndiye mukuru wehondo yaJehovah.   Ku Ministry of Health, by His wounds we are healed.   KuRoad Construction, He is the way, the truth and the life....

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Fruit of the Spirit

  FROM THE DESK OF THE EVANGELIST - EBENEZER MINISTRY Fruit of the Spirit Galatians 5 : 22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23...

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TRUE FASTING – ARE YOU FASTING CORRECTLY

  TRUE FASTING – ARE YOU FASTING CORRECTLY   Isaiah 58 v 3 ‘Why have we fasted,’ they say, ‘and you have not seen it?  Why have we humbled ourselves, and you have not noticed?’ “Yet on the day of your...

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The Bell

   THE BELL             I KNOW WHO I AM I am God's child (John 1:12) I am Christ's friend (John 15:15 ) I am united with the Lord (1 Cor. 6:17) I am bought with a price (1 Cor 6:19-20) I am a saint...

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Wetting my fingers

  A married couple is lying in bed one Night. The wife is curled up ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his Bed lamp on to read a book.  As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his...

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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives

  Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot...

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Love letter from a Mathematician

  Dear love - Juliet   Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in Trigonometric lane.   There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your...

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THE SAD TRUE STORY OF MY LIFE

  When i was born my parents and relatives coulddnt accept me very well. It was a tragedy. I couldn't face the world because noone accepted me. Anyone who accepted me would utter these words 'You are...

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Clean up your window

A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbor through the window hanging the wash outside."That laundry is not clean," she...

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Drunkard in butchery

A drunk man enters a butchery & asks the butcher boy. Drunkard: Huku imarii mfana? Butcherboy: Tinoisa paScale toona kuti imarii. Drunkard: Ndiisire full chicken. Butcher boy goes to the fridge...

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Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China

Man on phone: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out...

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A wife bought a new simcard

A wife bought a new simcard, akati regai ndi surpriser Daddy ndiva4nere. Apa Daddy vaive vakagara pasofa mu sitting room, so the wife went 2 the kitchen kwaku4na. Murume kwakudaira that new number......

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Our Real Value

A little boy went to his old grandpa and asked, "What's the value of life?" The grandpa gave him one stone and said, "Find out the value of this stone, but don't sell it.   "The boy took the stone to...

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Gogo mukombi

Gogo vakakwira kombi ndokuvhara door zvikanzi na hwindi, "kurovera door kudaro? Ndozvamunoita fridge yenyu kumba here izvozvo?" Gogo vakapindura, "handisati ndamboivhara ndirimukati".  Gogo vakatarisa...

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Student life sacrifies

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO WROTE THIS BUT IT MAKES INTERESTING READING & FOOD FOR THOUGHT   Friends,   Let me add the benefit of my time as a student and then resident in the UK-and I  live in harare now....

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